Lyrics:
(to the tune of "Silent Night")

Silent night,
Too-silent night,
All is calm,
Something's not right.
Someone's up to some mischief, I think.
I smell a rat, and it's starting to stink.
I won't get any rest
'Til what they're up to I've guessed.

Silent night
Sneaky night
I'll catch up
To those scoundrels alright.
Stealing money? Hiding snacks?
Forging signatures? Planning attacks?
When their plotting has ceased,
Then I'll find heavenly peace.

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Text copyright © Terri Mauro. Artwork copyright © Bobbie Peachey. All rights reserved.