Conspiracy Theory of Online Religious Dating Websites to Spread Spiritual Population Growth
Yes, I'm glad you've tuned again to the conspiracy theory of the day.
As you know each and every day I make up a new conspiracy theory, completely out of the blue and write it up for viewers like you.
Today's conspiracy theory comes to me after having a conversation with a young lady who was complaining about her unfortunate experiences with online dating.
Interestingly enough, I live in a retirement resort community, and most of the folks around here are getting up in age.
However they won't admit it to anyone, even in their online dating profile.
Now then, this gal was upset because the online dating website that she frequents as far too many people filling out profiles and making up information.
She said that many people say that they are in excellent shape, when they are easily 25 to 35 pounds overweight, with belly bulge.
She also said that they cheat on their age by at least 10 years, at least the guys do, and perhaps the women do too, although I have no idea.
She told me she wanted to find a dating site which screened the people better.
Indeed, I suggested a couple of dating sites which I had heard of, but she said they were no good because they were religious based dating sites, and she was not that much into religion.
She went on to tell me a dirty little secret about these dating sites.
It turns out that these religious dating sites are purposely disallowing agnostics, and atheists from their websites.
In other words they cannot participate.
The religious dating sites say they are doing this to make sure that the Christians on their website can meet a potential future spouse which is equally yoked.
But that's not really the case, as the religious dating sites are trying to get religious folks to procreate more and have more babies, and therefore offset the population with religious people who will vote a certain way.
In their strategy, by doing this in the future they can keep our nation closer to their religious belief system.
In other words, it's all a giant conspiracy, and it's actually being funded by some rather fanatical, and extremely religious folks with big financial backing behind them to further their cause.
In fact she told me that there were certain questions on those religious dating sites which were geared towards long-term relationships and the potential eventuality of creating more offspring.
It's hard to say if this conspiracy is true, but that's what she told me, and we know how much we can trust those who participate in the online dating community.
Indeed I hope you will please consider all this and think on it.
As you know each and every day I make up a new conspiracy theory, completely out of the blue and write it up for viewers like you.
Today's conspiracy theory comes to me after having a conversation with a young lady who was complaining about her unfortunate experiences with online dating.
Interestingly enough, I live in a retirement resort community, and most of the folks around here are getting up in age.
However they won't admit it to anyone, even in their online dating profile.
Now then, this gal was upset because the online dating website that she frequents as far too many people filling out profiles and making up information.
She said that many people say that they are in excellent shape, when they are easily 25 to 35 pounds overweight, with belly bulge.
She also said that they cheat on their age by at least 10 years, at least the guys do, and perhaps the women do too, although I have no idea.
She told me she wanted to find a dating site which screened the people better.
Indeed, I suggested a couple of dating sites which I had heard of, but she said they were no good because they were religious based dating sites, and she was not that much into religion.
She went on to tell me a dirty little secret about these dating sites.
It turns out that these religious dating sites are purposely disallowing agnostics, and atheists from their websites.
In other words they cannot participate.
The religious dating sites say they are doing this to make sure that the Christians on their website can meet a potential future spouse which is equally yoked.
But that's not really the case, as the religious dating sites are trying to get religious folks to procreate more and have more babies, and therefore offset the population with religious people who will vote a certain way.
In their strategy, by doing this in the future they can keep our nation closer to their religious belief system.
In other words, it's all a giant conspiracy, and it's actually being funded by some rather fanatical, and extremely religious folks with big financial backing behind them to further their cause.
In fact she told me that there were certain questions on those religious dating sites which were geared towards long-term relationships and the potential eventuality of creating more offspring.
It's hard to say if this conspiracy is true, but that's what she told me, and we know how much we can trust those who participate in the online dating community.
Indeed I hope you will please consider all this and think on it.
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