Free Best Man Speeches - The Secret!
Don't tell me, let me guess! If you're looking for free best man speeches, then I reckon there are two things that are true about you right now.
Number one, you've got to give the best man speech at your buddy's wedding, and number two, you don't think you can write a good speech.
OK, perhaps there's a third one - you don't want to spend any money on a speech! Well first off, let me tell you that there's no need to panic.
Unless the speech is today of course - you might be allowed just a TINY bit of panicking! And if it's tomorrow, well you're still cutting it pretty fine.
So, what to do? You know, the best way to find a free best man speech really is to write it yourself.
What's that, you don't think you can? That's what everyone says, but let me tell you a couple of secrets that someone told me years ago.
So how do I know? Well for a start, I've been best man three times, so I know what you're going through.
More importantly, I did one speech before I was told these secrets, and two since, and let me tell you, the difference was amazing.
The first time, I bought all the books (this was before the internet) and just stole all the (what I thought were) the best bits.
And I ended up with a load of stories that made no sense to anyone - not even me.
The jokes fell flat because they sounded like I'd read them out of a book...
So the second time, I decided I'd try to do it myself.
Well once I got started, it was easier than I thought.
I just had to write down a few odd facts about the groom, and remember a few of the scrapes we'd got into, and tell it like it was.
Don't forget, it's not Open Mike night at the local comedy club.
Nobody's going to heckle you - and if they realise you're being honest, then they'll be more accepting of what you're saying.
Number one, you've got to give the best man speech at your buddy's wedding, and number two, you don't think you can write a good speech.
OK, perhaps there's a third one - you don't want to spend any money on a speech! Well first off, let me tell you that there's no need to panic.
Unless the speech is today of course - you might be allowed just a TINY bit of panicking! And if it's tomorrow, well you're still cutting it pretty fine.
So, what to do? You know, the best way to find a free best man speech really is to write it yourself.
What's that, you don't think you can? That's what everyone says, but let me tell you a couple of secrets that someone told me years ago.
- Your own speech will be funnier than a speech someone else writes for you
- It's much easier to deliver your own speech than to read someone else's
So how do I know? Well for a start, I've been best man three times, so I know what you're going through.
More importantly, I did one speech before I was told these secrets, and two since, and let me tell you, the difference was amazing.
The first time, I bought all the books (this was before the internet) and just stole all the (what I thought were) the best bits.
And I ended up with a load of stories that made no sense to anyone - not even me.
The jokes fell flat because they sounded like I'd read them out of a book...
So the second time, I decided I'd try to do it myself.
Well once I got started, it was easier than I thought.
I just had to write down a few odd facts about the groom, and remember a few of the scrapes we'd got into, and tell it like it was.
Don't forget, it's not Open Mike night at the local comedy club.
Nobody's going to heckle you - and if they realise you're being honest, then they'll be more accepting of what you're saying.
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